I have been told by my liberal friends that they are much smarter than I am because they hold the keys to understanding the world better. This is wonderful I thought and I decided I wanted to be just like them. In discussing world matters, business, politics, the flows of civilization, history, science, humanities and so many other worthy topics; I found interesting conversations with a skewed perception of course.

Unfortunately I found out I did not qualify to be a Liberal because I lived in reality and I paid attention to my observations and I understood the world. Having been successful in business, politics, sports and other various activities I found that my observations were not welcomed with my liberal friends. They were not interested in my knowledge or experience. Instead they told me that I was intellectually inferior to them. But luckily they would set me straight so they made me listen and it then recite what they had said.

But still I could not forget the truth or the reality of my observations in the real world and refusing to forget my memory I am not allowed to be a Liberal. The Liberals also said that there are certain things I cannot say even though they're the truth. Each time I would say something even if it was the truth I would be called unprofessional and anyone who is deemed to be unprofessional is unworthy.

Those who are unprofessional are not allowed to be liberals. In fact, I found that I could someday make the grade and be a Liberal if I were to just be like everyone else and stop telling the truth. So I am working on that now because I want to be a Liberal just like them. I hope to complete my training soon. Consider that in 2006.